Moose Encounter (AJ)
It took all of three hours to get off the plane and onto a mountain bike when I arrived in
I was aroused from the hypnosis by the thunderous of hooves coming down the trail toward me. A bull moose with antlers spanning five feet was charging down the trail straight toward me, 30 yards and closing fast. I had very little time to plan an escape or defense; at this point both were futile. I hobbled my bike off the edge of the trail to give him the widest berth possible. My mouth gapped open and my shouts were merely Porky Piggish mumbles. �Excuse me but abadiababa...� The tall muscular shoulders flexed and shook under his black hairy hide with each step. As the bull strode past me, nostrils flaring, I looked him square in the hairy eyeball. I read his look to say, �If this dog wasn�t chasing me, I would have at you, tourist!� The leggy boxer mix, probably bread for moose chasing ability, called off his chase as he approached me. Satisfied with his handy work, the dog trotted back up the trail.
I watched as the moose veered off the trail and crashed down the slope to the stream below. The experience left me more confused than scared. I returned to the saddle and the trail ahead.
As I approached the single track or �Wall of Death�, a light rain shower was making traction on the rock and roots a challenge. I was disappointed that the conditions forced me to walk a few sections, but Mom would be happy I returned home in one piece. The clouds broke and the sun shown on
A second and stronger thundershower caused a retreat to lower ground. I didn�t take time to calculate the odds of surviving both a moose encounter and a lightening storm, I pointed my wheel down hill and pedaled hard. I wished I had a speedometer as I descended the double track. The rain stung. The tires kicked up sloppy grit. I got soaked from both sides. And I loved every minute of it.
After a long hot shower, it was time for refreshment. A quick search of the well stocked cooler in the hotel room yielded an agreeable beverage for this moment. A Fat Tire Ale. I reflected on the days ride with a sense of satisfaction and bewilderment at the moose encounter.
1 Comments:
I have a big hairy beast charge at me when I ride the trails here, but usually ends with me saying, "Hey listen lady, I'm married, and I love my wife dearly.".
I'm going to stop riding the trails over by the trailer parks.
- pimp
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